I am shocked that so many Americans are against the mosque near Ground Zero.

 

We should allow it, but in order to promote tolerance.......

 

I propose that a gay nightclub be opened next door to the mosque to promote tolerance in the mosque. We could call it "The Turban Cowboy "or "You Mecca Me Hot".

 

Next door on the other side could be a butcher shop that specializes in pork and pork products and makes a nice lunch time pulled pork sandwich.

 

Then across the street, a very daring lingerie store, called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret".

 

 Next to Victoria's would be that new topless redneck hoagie shop called "Beers-Breasts & Buns".

 

And of course, what area wouldn't be complete without a three girl nudie car wash called "The Three Mosqueteers"

And, skin headed white supremacists would be renting a store front tattoo  parlor just above the butcher shop, which would of course be just a few feet  down from the Armed Forces Recruiting Office. Just a step or two from the VA administration office.

 

To make the neighborhood and street complete I also propose that we build the largest Southern Baptist Church in the country with shared parking with the mosque, which would have to allow use of their parking lot for old fashion tent revivals.

 

 You know....Just to promote that, "tolerance thing"!

 

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, the Hell's Angels are looking for a new clubhouse.....Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Yep, I know the perfect area...... Did I mention that the women from P.E.T.A. would be naked on every street corner raising awareness about the evils of wearing fur?

 

Hey, just trying to promote that tolerance thing. After all... "I'm a good, loyal concern for my fellow man kind of guy". What can I say?

 

*This message was made in America without harming any cats, dogs. Fish. Horses, cows, chickens, weasels, and last but certainly not least Muslims*