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I hate standing in the line at the grocery store. I always get stuck behind an old woman buying 900 cans of cat food and paying with a check. It never occurs to them that they have to fucking pay for that shit! They stand there looking bewildered, then spend 10 more minutes writing old scribble on a piece of paper only to turn around and ask me what day this is?! Today is the day I follow you home and shoot all your goddamn cats!